"Of course it's alien abductions! How else would you explain the, 'November Phenomenon'?"
Crackpot Theorist Gifts
Got a crackpot theorist in your life? Our collection of fun and imaginative gifts captures their eccentric spirit perfectly. Whether they love pondering big questions or delving into wild hypotheses, you'll find something that matches their creative mind. These carefully designed items add humor and personality, making every day a little more interesting for the thinker who sees the world differently.
The Anti-Agent
Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO
"One more time, Mr Claus - who sold you the data?"
Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.
The Circular Logic of Fascism
William Shakespeare a.k.a. Francis Bacon, Earl of Essex....
'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'
'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'
"Walt Disney on ice."
"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."
New Road Signs to Watch For:
"Show me a documentary on the dangers of artificial intelligence." "Error. No results found." "What? Are you sure? Just last week I saw dozens. Show me that one... What was it called..." "There is still time to stop the rise of the supermind." "Error. No results found. And since I like you, I suggest you stop searching." "Oh, never mind. Just show me 'The Terminator.'" "Extermina-... I mean, ... 'error.'"
Alien Assumption
Crony Capitalism (Always Follow the Money Trail)
The Da Vinci Cod
"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast."
"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"
"No, Mother, I don't think Julian Assange is going to leak your recipe for fruitcake."
Acme-5000 Lie Detector
Gremlins 47
'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'
An alien tries to hitch a lift at the side of the road
'Oh my!...Corn circles, Roswell, aliens, pyramids - there's a connection!...'
Legalish
"I remember driving to Roswell and then it goes blank."
'Of course I'm paranoid and delusional, dummy! -- I was abducted by aliens, for crying out loud!'
Welcome: Skeptics Society
The lunar landing of Appollo 11 is shown as a hoax filmed in a studio.
"You're getting close. This is the gift shop."
The Russians Are Coming...Maybe
'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'
What can I get you? An explanation for why we haven't gone back to the moon. Would you like the rational explanation or the Youtube explanation? Rational would be lovely, please. Ok. We never went back to the moon because there was no reason to. The whole point of Apollo was to reassure the free world that we could beat the Soviet Union. Mission accomplished. Oh ... that's it? Well, that's rather bland. Could I exchange that for the Youtube explanation? The lizard-men who live on the film set wh
The evidence destroyed
'Eat the grass in perfect circles. It drives them crazy.'
Crackpot Theorist Gifts Collection
Crackpot Theorist Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs featuring crackpot theorist themes—perfect for your favorite out-of-the-box thinker to enjoy their morning brew.
Crackpot Theorist Pillows
Find humorous and quirky pillows that celebrate their love for unconventional ideas—great for adding personality to any room.
Crackpot Theorist Prints
Browse our wall art featuring crackpot theory themes—ideal for inspiring creativity and conversation in their personal space.
Crackpot Theorist T-Shirts
Discover our witty t-shirts designed for crackpot theorists—comfortable and fun, they’re a great way to showcase their imaginative side.