Carpal Tunnel Awareness Supporter Gifts

'We see a lot of carpal tunnel syndrome caused by repetitious pushing of the tv mute button during the political ad season.'

National Everything Awareness Day

Window Treatment

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

Coronavirus Global Alert

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

'I can validate both your feelings and your parking.'

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

"And last week I nearly crashed while reading on the freeway..."

'I don't know who I am. I have a donor heart, a donor kidney, a donor liver,a donor cornea, a donor lung...'

'Now while you're cranking the Jack in the Box Tommy, I want you to tell me your thoughts.'

'He's dyslexic!'

Lost Man, brown hair, white cane.

"Then, my arthritis..."

'Mr. Figgs - any door with doctor on it - knock-go in-smile-sit down-poor out your woes.'

Patient jumps out of window.

"Why don't you let me be the judge of what is or isn't normal."

'Cliff! Cliff!.. Where are you Cliff?'

Freud's Bar: Introspection Hour.

'My claustrophobia is getting wrong.'

Lab Rat Rehab.

'I can't let him back in to play. He couldn't tell me what he's making this year.'

'When I close my eyes I can almost forget that I'm...I can't even say it...a horse

Therapy dog

"I am dyslexic, parked in a faculty space and wore my roommate's t-shirt."

"How are the anti-depressants working?"

"He's not my dog, he's my partner."

"I just get the feeling nobody cares what I have to say."

"This was supposed to be the last session, but I think that I need to come abother couple of times to treat this sense of guilt for all the money I have wasted on you."

"I almost had a 'I need a man' moment last night....but then I managed to get the cork out of the wine bottle myself."

"Flash went off" support group

One-eyed golfer with matching eye-patch.