Career Day Explorer Gifts

Never make a doctors appointment on Take Your Kids to Work Day.

'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

"So...what are you doing after you graduate?"

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

"With the caveat that the only certainty in this life is uncertainty, I still want to entertain the possibility of being a pundit when I grow up."

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"

'We're looking for athletic people.'

'I had considered a career as an offshore commodities broker specialising in securitised asset transfers but the pension wasn't as good.'

'I find my job interesting because even after 27 years, I still don't know exactly what I'm doing here!'

'It could have been worse...she might have chosen banking.'

'Why do you want a career in the bank?'

"It's been hell since you went into animation."

"It's translated from French, so where it says 'Harvard Business School' it may mean 'jail.'"

Bubble; 'This castle manager job better be for real.'

'You call it diversified work experience.. I call it can't hold a job.'

Ace headhunters.

Planned service changes

"This is one of those great jobs you'd be willing to do for free. Will you do it for free?"

The Hive, Inc. You mean I'll always be a worker, with no chance of advancement?

"So, do you see yourself as a car valet who writes screenplays or a screen writer who parks cars?"

"Class, this is Mr. Elzondo. He's going to talk about going to college."

'I like the part of your resume where you didn't ask for a raise for 10 years.'

Become a Cosmetic Surgeon - Raise a Few Eyebrows!

"Oh yes, we expect to replace you very soon. After all, the qualifications for the job aren't much."

"Very impressive resume, however you didn't explain why you were tagged and released from your last job."

"Before you grade my test, keep in mind, my dream is to become a wealthy doctor, just like my available father"

'So, what do you want to be when you grow up: rebel scum or loyal servant of the supreme android republic?'

Young Doctor, Young Nurse, Young Undertaker

'Mom, Dad. I've made up my mind. I'm going to skip college, hire an agent, and pin all my hopes on a professional bass fishing careers.'

Blend Schools

'Worker or Soldier: Is that all you can suggest? Not much of a choice is there!...'

"Baldo, I don't care what you are...as long as you're good at it."