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Never make a doctors appointment on Take Your Kids to Work Day.

'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

"So...what are you doing after you graduate?"

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"With the caveat that the only certainty in this life is uncertainty, I still want to entertain the possibility of being a pundit when I grow up."

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"

'We're looking for athletic people.'

'I had considered a career as an offshore commodities broker specialising in securitised asset transfers but the pension wasn't as good.'

'It could have been worse...she might have chosen banking.'

'I find my job interesting because even after 27 years, I still don't know exactly what I'm doing here!'

'Why do you want a career in the bank?'

"It's been hell since you went into animation."

"It's translated from French, so where it says 'Harvard Business School' it may mean 'jail.'"

Bubble; 'This castle manager job better be for real.'

Ace headhunters.

'You call it diversified work experience.. I call it can't hold a job.'

Planned service changes

Young Doctor, Young Nurse, Young Undertaker

Become a Cosmetic Surgeon - Raise a Few Eyebrows!

'So, what do you want to be when you grow up: rebel scum or loyal servant of the supreme android republic?'

"Oh yes, we expect to replace you very soon. After all, the qualifications for the job aren't much."

'I like the part of your resume where you didn't ask for a raise for 10 years.'

"This is one of those great jobs you'd be willing to do for free. Will you do it for free?"

"Very impressive resume, however you didn't explain why you were tagged and released from your last job."

"Class, this is Mr. Elzondo. He's going to talk about going to college."

"Before you grade my test, keep in mind, my dream is to become a wealthy doctor, just like my available father"

"So, do you see yourself as a car valet who writes screenplays or a screen writer who parks cars?"

'Mom, Dad. I've made up my mind. I'm going to skip college, hire an agent, and pin all my hopes on a professional bass fishing careers.'

'Worker or Soldier: Is that all you can suggest? Not much of a choice is there!...'

Blend Schools

"Where do you see yourself getting drunk in five years?"