Careers Day T-Shirts

"You've been chosen to represent our establishment at 'Carrers day'. You're always careering from one crisis to the next"

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'

"Make a lot of money."

"Do you promise to love, honour and contribute to the gross national product?"

Go! Means NOW!

'I've already been recruited by one of the top fast-food chains in the country!'

"So...what are you doing after you graduate?"

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

'Can you do more work then is humanly possible?'

"Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere."

'It wasn't long before Larry realized his calling as a lawyer whisperer...'

"That arrow always goes to the bottom when I walk by."

Do you have to write the 5 paragraph essays to be a rich investment banker? Or rock star? Or famous actress? No. No. And no. Then why learn to write one? So when those jobs don't work out

'Your decade of experience is, unfortunately, from the wrong decade.'

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

'Congratulations Smith, you got that promotion. Commiserations Reid, you got that demotion.'

"This your resumé?" "Yes, it's a list of things I hope you never ask me to do."

'We're looking for athletic people.'

"Your resume says that you've got your Ph.D., your M.B.A. and that you've worked as a C.F.O. and C.E.O. but that your most important title and position has been M.O.M.?"

"Listen Herb, once you become the boss and decide who gets a raise, then you can have a raise."

Mark Zuckerberg

"The boss can see you now."

'And I see you've listed opposable thumbs as your greatest asset...'

"We offer 104 vacation days...otherwise known as weekends."

'Your resume and interview were so bad, not only did you not get the job, I'm having you arrested as well.'

Had enough of the box.

'You must be the only 'Jack-of-all-trades' who is out of work in all of them!'

'Your CV says in your last job you were responsible for...'

"I love being your agent, Nick, but the guys making the really big bucks now are the managers. Let me be your manager."

"What's your occupation?"

'Frankly, I'm ed up with brilliant, independent thinkers. I'm looking for a good old fashioned yes man.'

"Gracie, what does a little girl like you wish for? I mean, besides being a doctor, a motivational speaker, a great parent and becoming president?"