Careers Day Prints

"You've been chosen to represent our establishment at 'Carrers day'. You're always careering from one crisis to the next"

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'

"Make a lot of money."

"Do you promise to love, honour and contribute to the gross national product?"

'I've already been recruited by one of the top fast-food chains in the country!'

"So...what are you doing after you graduate?"

Go! Means NOW!

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

'Can you do more work then is humanly possible?'

"Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere."

'Your decade of experience is, unfortunately, from the wrong decade.'

'It wasn't long before Larry realized his calling as a lawyer whisperer...'

"That arrow always goes to the bottom when I walk by."

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"

'Congratulations Smith, you got that promotion. Commiserations Reid, you got that demotion.'

"This your resumé?" "Yes, it's a list of things I hope you never ask me to do."

"The boss can see you now."

"Listen Herb, once you become the boss and decide who gets a raise, then you can have a raise."

'We're looking for athletic people.'

"Your resume says that you've got your Ph.D., your M.B.A. and that you've worked as a C.F.O. and C.E.O. but that your most important title and position has been M.O.M.?"

'And I see you've listed opposable thumbs as your greatest asset...'

"We offer 104 vacation days...otherwise known as weekends."

'Your resume and interview were so bad, not only did you not get the job, I'm having you arrested as well.'

Had enough of the box.

'Your CV says in your last job you were responsible for...'

'You say you're willing to start at the bottom...'

'Frankly, I'm ed up with brilliant, independent thinkers. I'm looking for a good old fashioned yes man.'

"What's your occupation?"

"Gracie, what does a little girl like you wish for? I mean, besides being a doctor, a motivational speaker, a great parent and becoming president?"

"I love being your agent, Nick, but the guys making the really big bucks now are the managers. Let me be your manager."

'Cooking'