Career Fairs Prints

Resumes

Face painting.

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

Southwark Fair.

Tension filled the tent.

"So...what are you doing after you graduate?"

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

"Some advice please...How do I squeeze 9 days work into 5 and still see my family?"

Face painting by numbers.

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

"Work hard, make the sacrifices and in 25 years you could be just like me!"

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

"This your resumé?" "Yes, it's a list of things I hope you never ask me to do."

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

Funnel of Love

'We're looking for athletic people.'

'You lack the expertise we're looking for, Mr Wheaton - but darn it, I like your attitude.'

I'm over-educated and under-employed. That's why there's no MIDDLE class anymore.

"Typical company, I'm the only woman!!"

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

Face Painting.

'You say you're willing to start at the bottom...'

"Trust me. Don't do it."

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

'Hunting and gathering doesn't sound very interesting, so I have decided to become a consultant.'

'The school computers are six months old. How can I be expected to be competitive in the job market if I'm trained on obsolete equipment?'

Bubble; 'This castle manager job better be for real.'

'I think and work spectacularly well either inside or outside the box.'

Ice Cream Tower.

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."