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"I didn't get a job at the job fair, but I got a blue ribbon for best resume."

"So...what are you doing after you graduate?"

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

'We're looking for athletic people.'

'It could have been worse...she might have chosen banking.'

"Todd was glad he had a support animal."

'Are you picky about preferring something with a livable wage?'

"Class, this is Mr. Elzondo. He's going to talk about going to college."

'We no longer call it 'hiring' - we now call it 'insourcing'.'

"Before you grade my test, keep in mind, my dream is to become a wealthy doctor, just like my available father"

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

'Nice work, kid. Looks like you might be ready to sit up at the big boys' table.'

'Worker or Soldier: Is that all you can suggest? Not much of a choice is there!...'

'Get out there and keep your job!'

'hard work and more hard work got me where I am today...Not my hard work of course.'

"Excuse me, Mr Newton, but some of the employees think that your promotion has gone to your head."

'How would you like to trade in our pork bellies pit?'

'Introducing one of our top salesmen despite his old age. . .'

'Of course you can make a great career here! Look at me - when I started working, I was just called 'dude'. Now, only 25 years later, they call me 'MISTER dude'!'

"And someday, when you're a little further up the corporate ladder, maybe we'll let you meet J.R. himself!"

"A charming risk taker, who's not afraid to get bit. Boy, do I have an opportunity for you."

"It's a query from one of the applicants for the copywriters job asking 'wat was rong wiv his applicashun'?"

'I don't know what happened! All I did was say I went into medicine for the money!'

Career counselor: 'If you want a great job, that won't be exported, get into politics.'

"A graphic designer? Really? What about all those discussions we had about engineering?"

"Under 'salary desired', could you be more specific than 'obscene'?"

You are more than your job description.

'You don't have much of a work history, do you, Mr. Laren?'

"I really enjoyed reading your CV, professor. However, we can't hire you, because you suffer from defective media image."

Job Fair: Programmers, Web Designers, Hackers.

'So far, so good -- I got a second interview!'

'You're not quite what we had in mind.'

'Just because everyone applauded when you dropped your lunch tray in the cafeteria, doesn't mean that you should pursue a career in show business.'

"I love my job!"

Never make a doctors appointment on Take Your Kids to Work Day.