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"Please, go ahead of me. I've got a better chance of getting the job, anyway."

'You say in your resume that you pay meticulous attention to detail...'

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

The Three Wise Queens

'We're looking for athletic people.'

'We no longer call it 'hiring' - we now call it 'insourcing'.'

'Are you picky about preferring something with a livable wage?'

'Are all of these letters of recommendation from your mother?'

'How would you like to trade in our pork bellies pit?'

"I didn't get a job at the job fair, but I got a blue ribbon for best resume."

"I know you're a working dog, Angus. I just don't have anything for you right now."

Personnel,' Possible candidates'-'That'll be the day'.

"It's a query from one of the applicants for the copywriters job asking 'wat was rong wiv his applicashun'?"

"Under 'salary desired', could you be more specific than 'obscene'?"

Career counselor: 'If you want a great job, that won't be exported, get into politics.'

"That's not all I do. Actually I'm a psychological counselor- gymnast-motivational speaker-relaxation therapist-sex worker."

"A charming risk taker, who's not afraid to get bit. Boy, do I have an opportunity for you."

Job Fair: Programmers, Web Designers, Hackers.

I have an opening for someone like you. It's called a door.

"I really enjoyed reading your CV, professor. However, we can't hire you, because you suffer from defective media image."

Early career fair

'So far, so good -- I got a second interview!'

Minnesota State Fair.

"I like my job. It keeps me alive."

'One good thing about the salary - you won't be liable for income tax.'

'This is the worst resume I've ever seen!'

"...I think you might be great for our management position."

'You advertised for a responsible person. My employers say that whenever things go wrong, I'm always responsible.'

"The position you've applied for does employ some osmosis."

'What have you been saying to him? He wants to be a careers master.'

Bob was apprehensive about his new job, but excited about the new directions it coudl take him in...

'Define living wage...'

'I'm looking over your resum?, there is one opening we have for you.'

"Yes, I do have a lot of management experience, but I won't be able to manage on the kind of salary you're offering!"

"Now tell me, what do you think you would bring to our company?"