Job Fair Attendees T-Shirts

'Well, your resume looks good and - my gosh - I've never seen someone so passionate about this line of work.'

'We're looking for athletic people.'

'Yes I'm sure we can find an opening for you, Mr Smith!'

'We no longer call it 'hiring' - we now call it 'insourcing'.'

'Are you picky about preferring something with a livable wage?'

'How would you like to trade in our pork bellies pit?'

"I didn't get a job at the job fair, but I got a blue ribbon for best resume."

'Tell me more about the obscene bonus package.'

"Trust me, darling. It was only a bumper car ride. I promise, it won't affect your no claims bonus."

Prune Eating Contest: Last Man Standing.

Career counselor: 'If you want a great job, that won't be exported, get into politics.'

"It's a query from one of the applicants for the copywriters job asking 'wat was rong wiv his applicashun'?"

"Under 'salary desired', could you be more specific than 'obscene'?"

"Daisy, Daisy, I've seen the farmer filling in the forms: We're going to the Agricultural Show!"

"A charming risk taker, who's not afraid to get bit. Boy, do I have an opportunity for you."

Hit a duck, win a prize.

Job Fair: Programmers, Web Designers, Hackers.

"I really enjoyed reading your CV, professor. However, we can't hire you, because you suffer from defective media image."

Early career fair

"I can fit you into a small cubicle on the third floor if you think you can lose twenty pounds."

Face Painting.

'So far, so good -- I got a second interview!'

"Iowa is super diverse. We have hot dogs, corn dogs, cheese dogs, chili cheese dogs..."

Bumper Car UFO.

'You advertised for a responsible person. My employers say that whenever things go wrong, I'm always responsible.'

'You say in your resume that you pay meticulous attention to detail...'

"Interviews are always stressful...this is his fourteenth....and they all turned him down!"

Resumes

"This is Jim the Jolly council manager and LOOk it's Caring Clara who likes to work for minimum wage..."

'The good news is that I'm prepared to offer you a six figure annual salary. The bad news is that it includes the decimal.'

'Oh no, the Gradwells are here with their homemade wine!'

Homemade Jam.

'It doesn't contain anything that'll help you find a job.'

'Get a job? -- and give up freelancing?'

Will spell your name