Career Day Fan Gifts

"Class, this is Mr. Elzondo. He's going to talk about going to college."

'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'

"So...what are you doing after you graduate?"

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

'We're looking for athletic people.'

'It could have been worse...she might have chosen banking.'

"Todd was glad he had a support animal."

"Before you grade my test, keep in mind, my dream is to become a wealthy doctor, just like my available father"

"What other skills do you obtain other than being able to answer interview questions?"

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

'Worker or Soldier: Is that all you can suggest? Not much of a choice is there!...'

'Nice work, kid. Looks like you might be ready to sit up at the big boys' table.'

'hard work and more hard work got me where I am today...Not my hard work of course.'

'Get out there and keep your job!'

'You seem young, Perkins. Why, I bet I was incarcerated before you were even born.'

'Is that the extent of your work experience, court ordered community service?'

"Excuse me, Mr Newton, but some of the employees think that your promotion has gone to your head."

Career advice from the boss

"I didn't get a job at the job fair, but I got a blue ribbon for best resume."

'Of course you can make a great career here! Look at me - when I started working, I was just called 'dude'. Now, only 25 years later, they call me 'MISTER dude'!'

'Don't worry. The first 30 years of being an inspector are the hardest.'

'Introducing one of our top salesmen despite his old age. . .'

"And someday, when you're a little further up the corporate ladder, maybe we'll let you meet J.R. himself!"

The job interview was more thorough than roger had anticipated.

"A graphic designer? Really? What about all those discussions we had about engineering?"

'I don't know what happened! All I did was say I went into medicine for the money!'

You are more than your job description.

'You don't have much of a work history, do you, Mr. Laren?'

Early career fair

"Seats in all parts!"

'You're not quite what we had in mind.'

"You've been chosen to represent our establishment at 'Carrers day'. You're always careering from one crisis to the next"

'We believe in seeing ability, not disability. In your case, we see neither.'

'Just because everyone applauded when you dropped your lunch tray in the cafeteria, doesn't mean that you should pursue a career in show business.'