If you’re searching for a gift for someone who loves crafting the perfect care package, you’ve come to the right place. Our collection offers witty, warm, and engaging products that reflect their creative spirit and attention to detail. Whether they enjoy personal touches or adding a humorous twist, our items will make their gift packs even more special.
I can't decide whether to send my grandson these homemade brownies overnight certified or two-day ground. Move it, lady! I'm sorry, sir. I don't mean to be a pain. I just want to do right by my darling grandkids. Forgive me, I'm an old lady. There there. Take your time. I'm gonna set a personal record. Your grandkids hate you!
"Stock options for your thoughts."
"Sure, shopping online is faster and cheaper, but there's something almost sensuous about carrying an armload of packages!"
"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."
Fragile stamper.
"It's bold! It's moving! It's inspired! But what is it?"
Grandma was very innovative in her ideas!
Egg Buggy
"Any improvement since I brought the balloon?"
"The legal people are terrified of litigation but I insisted that we write an apology to the client of the lack of service. . . as long as we don't sent it!"
'Next day to the coast! You must be nuts!'
'Special Delivery!'
Creative Director skipping through an advertising portfolio.
'I know the marketing budget is stretched...but I still think we need professional models!'
"Dear Mum, please stop sending me food parcels..."
'Oh, we have an excellent benefits package †major medical, dental plan, vacation, retirement, nude encounter sessions....'
Advertising Agency - "Phew! Fooling some of the people all the time is hard work."
'You want to insure it? --Just exactly what are you implying, buster?'
"I'm addicted to online shoppin. It's so bad that I have a hallway full of unopened parcels."
Christmas package.
"Emanaditas...grilled cheese sandwich...a mango... Oh yeah! And ice! Last time I sent a care package to my brother in Iraq, he said it was all spoiled."
It says 'item is returnable if repackaged exactly as sent.'"
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"And no matter how many times they got it redelivered they were never home to receive the package."
"We save all the original packaging in case we have to return something."
"I was at home all day yesterday so when do I want you to re-deliver? Yesterday!"
"Yes, I do all my shopping online. How did you know?"
"We need a new 'mission statement' to tell clients who we are! I was thinking of 'aspiring to excellence'."
"I need a minute."
"It's not exactly shopping. Many companies have my profile, they send me stuff they know I'll like and they bill me for it."
'It did say on the parcel, 'please do not bend'!'
"Online shopping saves me time, so I can work more to earn more to have the money to buy more stuff online..."
"Look! It's everything we forgot we ordered online!"
"Am I a bad parent for giving him a weighted blanket?"
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