Care Provider Gifts

"Thanks again. You've got a great house and a fun care provider."

"We need a new 'mission statement' to tell clients who we are! I was thinking of 'aspiring to excellence'."

"Working with the elderly causes all sorts of problems...but she can't retire until she's 69."

City Zoo: Day Care

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

"The bottle says that 'Extreme Hair Growth' is a rare side effect of this medication."

"This is where baby gets some alone time."

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

'I'm on my way!'

We're looking for someone who knows how to adapt, not adopt.

'I think I'll take her to the zoo today.'

A Tit for Tat.

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

"Can you read the part about Job again?"

"I have special needs-- good food, warm bed, fresh water, and plenty of room to pop wheelies!"

"If you have any gossip, tell me now - she could come back ay second."

"I'm putting you on entry level anxiety meds."

"I'll bet she was worn out by the end of teacher's meeting day."

"Without question the funniest patient I’ve ever lost."

'Remember,when he says 'gotta go download',he means 'go potty'.'

"Thanks to modern medicine, we now have drugs to make any season the season to be jolly."

"We'd love to come, but we can't seem to find a sitter."

"I told my mom either the sitter goes, or I go!"

First aid departments

Social Worker

Working from Home

"I think you may have your gown on back to front."

Who blames who in health Insurance problems

Eye, ear, nose, throat and loans to pay the bills.

Nanny with children on leash

Big Drug Companies Hooked

"Yikes! Okay, I'm going to pretend I didn't see this."