Care Package Curator Gifts

Christmas package.

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

Shoe addict.

"Sure, shopping online is faster and cheaper, but there's something almost sensuous about carrying an armload of packages!"

"There are those who write books to be read and other who write novels for bookshelves."

"You won't believe this but I haven't a thing to wear"

"That shirt is so last year."

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

"The new house is almost ready!"

'I'm having a private showing over on my grandma's refrigerator next week.'

Appointments and Disappointments

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

Hat Boxes, in the Closet

A woman and her home simultaneously achieve 'casual'.

If You See Something You Want, Whine!

"Yes, I suppose attention seeking may be considered by some as an asset, but frankly we need more than that."

'Very impressive, but is there anything you can't do?'

My own museum.

"Krishnan, why is it when you enter my room there's a general absence of hope?"

"Dear Mum, please stop sending me food parcels..."

'You must have something in my size?'

Please examine your children's tv before they watch it as mistakes can not afterwards be rectified

Round the Clock

"You've omitted your previous patient experience and recommendations from two other doctors."

'..or do you think we should go with this one?'

"These things work better if you don't explain the plot."

'Do these tight jeans make my top look big in this...?'

'Well, I am only human!' (Human Resources)

"I'm addicted to online shoppin. It's so bad that I have a hallway full of unopened parcels."