Cardiology Gifts

Cardiologist Convention: 'Our next speaker will be speaking on other matters of the heart.'

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

"We'll widen the clogged artery by inserting a balloon."

'Your left ventricle doesn't know what your right ventricle is doing.'

'Picked one you like yet?'

'My boyfriend's a Cardiologist.'

'If the ECG isn't broken then we have problem'

Dr. Simon had a hard time delivering his speech, what with the constant murmur in the room

'Triglycerides? Let's just say when your cholesterol,HDL and LDL are partying it up, he's the guy you want to gate crash!'

'Perhaps I was a bit too graphic in describing the surgical procedure.'

"Persistent, well-rounded, and full-bodied, with hints of smoke, and just a soupdon of irregularity."

Cardiologist office sign reads beware of clog

'Angiogram.'

A Man has just died of a Heart attack about to enter a Cardiology centre

"I notice you're reaching the traditional coronary age."

"We'll open the clogged artery by inserting a balloon."

"Thumpety-Thump, Thumpety-Thump, …. Ka-Chunk, Ka-Chunk, Ka-Chunk,… Thumpety-Thump. Thumpety-Thump……"

'Let's see what the ol' ticker tape' says.'

"Your best hope is that my stethoscope is broken."

'...and now, Gentlemen, we come to our final lecture in advanced cardiology...'

'Well, tests show that you have had a small heart attack - what one might call a boutique heart attack.'

"How did you get your heart to stop beating like that?"

"This being another divisive election year, I'm putting a surge protector on your pace maker."

"The stress test was waiting for me for hours."

"The medic said he died of an ST-segment-elevated myocardial infarction -- Jack was always a showoff."

Cardiology.

He really puts his heart into it!

'Would you like the ECG tracing of your father's death? It's the least we can do.'

Visual Gag Cardiologist A Man has just died of a Heart attack about to enter a Cardiologist's office

The Stand-Up Gastroenterologist