Cardiology Pillows

Cardiologist Convention: 'Our next speaker will be speaking on other matters of the heart.'

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

'Hey, Lori! Take a look at Mr. Geckler's EKG!'

"We'll widen the clogged artery by inserting a balloon."

'Your left ventricle doesn't know what your right ventricle is doing.'

'Picked one you like yet?'

'My boyfriend's a Cardiologist.'

'If the ECG isn't broken then we have problem'

Dr. Simon had a hard time delivering his speech, what with the constant murmur in the room

"Pump vigorously if you feel a palpitation. We're still battling with your insurance company for a better pacemaker."

'Jill, come take a look at Mr. Bolinder's EKG!'

'Triglycerides? Let's just say when your cholesterol,HDL and LDL are partying it up, he's the guy you want to gate crash!'

'Will you relax?! It's a well-known fact that most heart attacks occur in the morning.'

'Perhaps I was a bit too graphic in describing the surgical procedure.'

"Persistent, well-rounded, and full-bodied, with hints of smoke, and just a soupdon of irregularity."

Cardiologist office sign reads beware of clog

'Angiogram.'

"Man, is that artery clogged or what?"

A Man has just died of a Heart attack about to enter a Cardiology centre

"I notice you're reaching the traditional coronary age."

"We'll open the clogged artery by inserting a balloon."

"Thumpety-Thump, Thumpety-Thump, …. Ka-Chunk, Ka-Chunk, Ka-Chunk,… Thumpety-Thump. Thumpety-Thump……"

'We're willing to offer you $50,000 if you'll run in the Boston Marathon wearing a shirt that reads 'Heart-Co pacemakers are number one!'

'Let's see what the ol' ticker tape' says.'

"Your best hope is that my stethoscope is broken."

'...and now, Gentlemen, we come to our final lecture in advanced cardiology...'

'Well, tests show that you have had a small heart attack - what one might call a boutique heart attack.'

"How did you get your heart to stop beating like that?"

"This being another divisive election year, I'm putting a surge protector on your pace maker."

"The stress test was waiting for me for hours."

"The medic said he died of an ST-segment-elevated myocardial infarction -- Jack was always a showoff."

Cardiology.

'Every pacemaker recipient is required to carry jumper cables...'

He really puts his heart into it!

Your heartbeat makes me want to do the cha-cha. It's ironic that if a woman says that, it's a good thing, yet if a doctor says that, it's a bad thing.