Cardiff Traveler Gifts

Diolch

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"First class, or with children?"

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

Romantic Violinist.

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

Beware of the crafty Kia bird of New Zealand.

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

Vaccination Passport

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?"

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'

"You can enhance your experience in first class by signing up to get live updates of how miserable everyone in coach is."

"We're at the Grand Marina Hotel in Barcelona. Some sheepdog you turned out to be."

"Is this the Canterbury Train?"

"One day he went for a swim in our infinity pool, and I haven't seen him since."

'Anything to declare?'

Sunbathing Easter Island Heads

'And upon landing the pilot will give everyone in first class a hug.'

'It's very exclusive - if you bump into a celebrity you get a full refund.'

Travel Agency. We can afford far, and we can afford wide, but we can't afford both.

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

Miniature Trailer on Desert Island

Fiji. London. Africa. Travel co. They say you can't take it with you --- but you can't go anywhere without it either.

"This patient must be really rich! He brought back the most extravagant illnesses from exotic holiday spots."

"There is no air conditioning in the luggage compartment so stand up straight and stop licking your nose!"

Of course, Hal rented a car with economy gps.

Notice to travelers: 'Delayed' is the New 'on time'.

Commuter on the Orient Express

Road sign indicating Heart of England and Triple Bypass.