Uk Traveler Gifts

Cornwall

Road sign indicating Heart of England and Triple Bypass.

'We had sex every day alright- MiddleSEX on Monday, EsSEX on Tuesday, SusSEX on....'

Great Britain

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

"Ahhh... close enough."

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

Flags

The fate of the emigrant

Carefree luggage.

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

The Zoo.

The experienced backpacker.

'Not that net!'

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

On holiday.

Easter Island legs

Tourists

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport