Uk Travel Gifts

'It will be nice to have a 'traditional English beach holiday' you said. You know darn-well mother and I wanted a holiday in the sun...'

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

"Ahhh... close enough."

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

Flags

Carefree luggage.

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

The Zoo.

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

The fate of the emigrant

The experienced backpacker.

'Not that net!'

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

Tourists

On holiday.

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

Beach con-man.

Airlines

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

Holiday time.

'What zip code are we in now?'

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane