Carbon Footprint Humorist Gifts

'It comes with it's own oil well.'

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

'It's an extinction notice.'

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

The new green legislature requires methane mitigation.

"I didn't see the coffee table in the middle of the room, due to my visual impairment, caused by the rubbish light emitted by the government approved 150 watt energy saving bulb in my apartment..."

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

'...and this is the water garden...'

Where's my global warming?

Climate Conference. I'm glad you enjoyed my speech, but please don't call it the "high-water mark."

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

Oil Spill Hits Wall St.

"I modified the symbol for accuracy."

This is where Brent council sends you

"This is a terrible table!"

'It's self cleaning, and runs on natural gas.'

'I'd say that our transport policy couldn't get any greener'

"Rising sea levels."

"You'll have to have it neat, sir. We're running out of ice."

Minnesota Weather.

"Is it safe to come out yet?"

'There! another batch of clean coal.'

"Will this global warming mean we'll have longer summer vacations?"

Perfect solution. Free street lighting, and we sell the surplus to the national grid.

You Are Here.

'What we have to do is utilize some pollution control equipment in our manufacturing of pollution control equipment.'

"Let's not migrate, and just say we did.;"

'This should shake things up -- I've just found conclusive evidence that global warming is caused by whales!'

An snail shell with a chimney

Just think! If the mall goes bust, what happens to all that paved-over land? Save our mall. We could roll up the asphalt and start a huge nature preserve. What about current wildlife? Hmm�You're right. I don't think the endangered species act covers mall rats.

'The only problem with solar powered air conditioners is finding a long enough extension cord.'

'It's a very common plant on earth.'