Carbon Footprint Humorist Mugs

'It comes with it's own oil well.'

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

'It's an extinction notice.'

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

The new green legislature requires methane mitigation.

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

"I didn't see the coffee table in the middle of the room, due to my visual impairment, caused by the rubbish light emitted by the government approved 150 watt energy saving bulb in my apartment..."

'...and this is the water garden...'

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

Where's my global warming?

"I modified the symbol for accuracy."

This is where Brent council sends you

Oil Spill Hits Wall St.

"This is a terrible table!"

'I'd say that our transport policy couldn't get any greener'

"You'll have to have it neat, sir. We're running out of ice."

"Rising sea levels."

Minnesota Weather.

"Is it safe to come out yet?"

'There! another batch of clean coal.'

"Will this global warming mean we'll have longer summer vacations?"

You Are Here.

Perfect solution. Free street lighting, and we sell the surplus to the national grid.

'What we have to do is utilize some pollution control equipment in our manufacturing of pollution control equipment.'

'This should shake things up -- I've just found conclusive evidence that global warming is caused by whales!'

"Your DNA test came back – you're 49% from the Amazon, 49% from the Caribbean, and 2% from some plastics plant in Texas."

"Let's not migrate, and just say we did.;"

'The only problem with solar powered air conditioners is finding a long enough extension cord.'

"Hide? What do you mean hide? We are literally camouflage and they still eat us!"

An snail shell with a chimney