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"She's all outa gumption."

'I found what was making those funny noises.'

The less popular 'Even Smarter Car'.

'There goes the squeak in your brakes, Mrs. Ferguson.'

'Oh I could fix it for under fifty bucks, but I just couldn't live with myself knowing that someday you might need a whole new engine.'

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

Gas Pedal Sticking?

Auto Assembly. Ernie, I think they fired you because you were assigned to the assembly line but ere often at the high-speed test facility. I'm ambitious. I wanted to be on the fast track. Why did you remove brakes from cars? An article I read said that to achieve success you should "pull out all the stops." And I unnecessarily drove cars around the plant to show the bosses that I'm willing to "go the extra mile." But why did you refuse to deliver components to the assembly line? The arti

"A kiss? But I just brushed my teeth."

"I can't work on this one. It's too ticklish."

Driving a Lemon.

'I hope you don't mind carpooling.'

"I saw the guy who cut me off on the highway get pulled over by a police officer!"

Bumper sticker reads: 'I'd rather be text messaging.'

"The brakes still feel spongy to me."

"They said it had a V-8, so I assumed it would run on tomato juice!"

'Seems like we're all too old, unfit, overweight. . .'

"We did everything possible, doc, but I'm afraid your car passed away during the night!"

'Sorry. No trade-ins.'

'Traffic Jam'

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'It has a few design niggles, but it's our greenest model.'

"Just between you and me, the universe would move in much less mysterious ways if the spark plugs and the oil were changed on a half-way regular basis."

"Did we tell you? Debbie's going to be on 'Car Talk.'"

'This baby's got 12 reindeer power.'

Comedy Club. Open Mic Nite. A car doing comedy? It it's like mine, it'll make funny noises!

My car is running great, but the GPS is busted. You can go nowhere fast!

Huge traffic jam:Sign reads 'Debate on road pricing, next exit'.

'It's completely gutless. With all the money you save on speeding tickets it'll practically pay for itself.'

"Could be just a coincidence, but that whining noise seems to stop when your husband gets out of the car."

Fly driving a car with little humans on the windscreen.

'I'm giving you a ticket for driving too slow.'

"And look - rooftop cup holders."

'Sir, you would not believe the airbag.'

'Tow trunk lifting itself..'