Car Talk Lover T-Shirts

"Did we tell you? Debbie's going to be on 'Car Talk.'"

"I saw the guy who cut me off on the highway get pulled over by a police officer!"

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

Driverless cars rage.

Another Turning Point in the Industrial Revolution. Ford Motor Co. On second thought, let's put the cars on the conveyor belt.

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

'I found what was making those funny noises.'

Route 666

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

'Your mother makes a wonderful spoiler.'

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'

Los Angeles' New Smart Meters

"Driverless, 90 days in the police compound, for speeding."

'Take me to your auto body shop.'

'Sure, your father was my Prince Charming...but he didn't arrive on a white horse...he was in a Red Mustang GT!'

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

Snow Bridge.

"I've got a wall I need to get to, officer."

'Flowers? From a garage? You're a darling!'

"It takes a while for technological advances to benefit everybody equally."

"Is that one of those cars that tells you when it needs maintenance?"

'Slow down,' I said... 'Watch that bump,' I said... Not only did we lose two of the kds, but who knows what kinda damage that's gonna do to the paint!

"Ma'am, do you realize how fast you were... going?"

Baby in Trunk.

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne