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Just call me the little engine that couldn't I think we got one of those self-loathing cars. Ugh, I'm such a dim bulb. Do the front tires make me look flat?

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"Why do they do that?"

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

"I need to tinkle."

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

Dog Park

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

Under pressure.

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

Deflator mouse

Useless add-ons.

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

Coexist. Coexhaust.

Motor Tourism

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

'Well, dad, as a medical student I've got to read specialized literature!'

"The car is in the garage, but I had to drive over the lawnmower."

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

Some cars need a backseat steering wheel.

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.