Car Talk Pillows

"She's all outa gumption."

'There goes the squeak in your brakes, Mrs. Ferguson.'

'Oh I could fix it for under fifty bucks, but I just couldn't live with myself knowing that someday you might need a whole new engine.'

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

"A kiss? But I just brushed my teeth."

"I can't work on this one. It's too ticklish."

Driving a Lemon.

'I hope you don't mind carpooling.'

Bumper sticker reads: 'I'd rather be text messaging.'

"They said it had a V-8, so I assumed it would run on tomato juice!"

'Seems like we're all too old, unfit, overweight. . .'

"We did everything possible, doc, but I'm afraid your car passed away during the night!"

"I saw the guy who cut me off on the highway get pulled over by a police officer!"

'Sorry. No trade-ins.'

"Just between you and me, the universe would move in much less mysterious ways if the spark plugs and the oil were changed on a half-way regular basis."

'Traffic Jam'

"Did we tell you? Debbie's going to be on 'Car Talk.'"

'This baby's got 12 reindeer power.'

'It has a few design niggles, but it's our greenest model.'

Discussed on Car Talk

Huge traffic jam:Sign reads 'Debate on road pricing, next exit'.

'It's completely gutless. With all the money you save on speeding tickets it'll practically pay for itself.'

'Tow trunk lifting itself..'

'Sir, you would not believe the airbag.'

'I'm giving you a ticket for driving too slow.'

Fly driving a car with little humans on the windscreen.

"And look - rooftop cup holders."

"Could be just a coincidence, but that whining noise seems to stop when your husband gets out of the car."