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'For an extra $50, I'll throw in the flying truck tire repellent.'

In the Guru District

"Take me to your mechanic."

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

Dave's Discount Auto Repair...only an arm or a leg, not both!

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

Rust test in progress.

"It goes from the factory to us in $29,500."

'...Plus $847.93 for replacing our front door....'

Natural gas

"Nap time."

Car robbers foiled by mousetraps surrounding a car.

'Well, it wasn't the motor -- I'll try replacing the other stuff.'

"Oh...that's not good."

'Hi, my name's Mandy and I'll be your culturally inappropriate annoyance this evening.'

'I'm after a longer dipstick. This one doesn't reach the oil anymore.'

"When was the last time you started her up?"

"Your new car won't start? Oh, well, umm…that's just the car's Collision Avoidance System kicking in. It doesn't want you to hit anything today."

'Edward the car won't start!'

"How is it you can commit to world class service but not to me?"

'Well,here's the answer to why your car has been running so rough in the mornings Mr.Tait...It's pregnant!'

Toy repair.

"Thanks for waiting."

"It went a little over estimate - We had to put it in intensive care fore awhile."

"I can fit you in Yesterday."

Motor Co - It's from Head Office, we've all got to be Crypton tuned.

Whining SUV.

'You need a new bobbin.'

Bob's Auto Body Repair: Brake special! $39.99 + tax

"I told him to book it in to the garage..."

"Oh, great, the warranty is up."

'You mean you want good communication and competent service?'