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'For an extra $50, I'll throw in the flying truck tire repellent.'

In the Guru District

"Take me to your mechanic."

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

Dave's Discount Auto Repair...only an arm or a leg, not both!

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

Rust test in progress.

"It goes from the factory to us in $29,500."

'...Plus $847.93 for replacing our front door....'

Natural gas

"Nap time."

Car robbers foiled by mousetraps surrounding a car.

'Well, it wasn't the motor -- I'll try replacing the other stuff.'

'Hi, my name's Mandy and I'll be your culturally inappropriate annoyance this evening.'

"Oh...that's not good."

'I'm after a longer dipstick. This one doesn't reach the oil anymore.'

"When was the last time you started her up?"

'Edward the car won't start!'

"Your new car won't start? Oh, well, umm…that's just the car's Collision Avoidance System kicking in. It doesn't want you to hit anything today."

Whining SUV.

"Thanks for waiting."

"How is it you can commit to world class service but not to me?"

Motor Co - It's from Head Office, we've all got to be Crypton tuned.

'Well,here's the answer to why your car has been running so rough in the mornings Mr.Tait...It's pregnant!'

Toy repair.

"I can fit you in Yesterday."

"It went a little over estimate - We had to put it in intensive care fore awhile."

'You need a new bobbin.'

NASCAR TIRE CHANGE

"I told him to book it in to the garage..."

"Oh, great, the warranty is up."

'It's a new federal safety regulation. We have to slide a mattress behind you before we hand you your bill.'

Bob's Auto Body Repair: Brake special! $39.99 + tax

'You mean you want good communication and competent service?'