Automobile Servicing T-Shirts

'I recommend our platinum package. It makes them feel special.'

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

"Take me to your mechanic."

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

Deflator mouse

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

'You change him, and I'll change the tire.'

"One more rinse and the inside of your car will be clean too, Dad."

'I found what was making those funny noises.'

Organic Soldering.

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

"I've narrowed the problem down to somewhere under this big flap I discovered."

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

Auto parts, Lite Puff Pastries, & Health Insurance Exchange.

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

Kid about scratched up car to dad: 'I made a mistake washing the car with a brillo pad.'

"It took a lot of work to build this car..."

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

"You're developing a nice, rich compost down here."

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

"Good news...turns out it was just your battery!"

Rust test in progress.

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

Car Dentistry.

Car wash / Mouth wash

'Whatever happened to 'Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.''