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'Well,here's the answer to why your car has been running so rough in the mornings Mr.Tait...It's pregnant!'

'My electric car is giving me static!'

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

"Take me to your mechanic."

Deflator mouse

'You change him, and I'll change the tire.'

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

'According to the diagnostic computer, your problems are due to El Nino.'

Organic Soldering.

"We located the hissing noise, Mr. Watkins. Your wife's mother is in the back seat."

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

Auto parts, Lite Puff Pastries, & Health Insurance Exchange.

'You got clowns in your engine. That's what's making them funny noises.'

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

"You're developing a nice, rich compost down here."

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

"Good news...turns out it was just your battery!"

Rust test in progress.

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"