Auto Servicing Mugs

'Well,here's the answer to why your car has been running so rough in the mornings Mr.Tait...It's pregnant!'

'My electric car is giving me static!'

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

"Take me to your mechanic."

Deflator mouse

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

'You change him, and I'll change the tire.'

'According to the diagnostic computer, your problems are due to El Nino.'

'I found what was making those funny noises.'

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

"One more rinse and the inside of your car will be clean too, Dad."

Organic Soldering.

"I've narrowed the problem down to somewhere under this big flap I discovered."

"We located the hissing noise, Mr. Watkins. Your wife's mother is in the back seat."

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

Auto parts, Lite Puff Pastries, & Health Insurance Exchange.

'You got clowns in your engine. That's what's making them funny noises.'

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

Kid about scratched up car to dad: 'I made a mistake washing the car with a brillo pad.'

"It took a lot of work to build this car..."

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

"You're developing a nice, rich compost down here."

"Good news...turns out it was just your battery!"

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"