Car Service Manager T-Shirts

'Tell Dr. Swan his car is resting comfortably.'

"Maybe now, we could look at customer care'?"

"Why won't you teach us how to handle complaints?"

"Philosophy Department. Why may I direct your call?"

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

Maybe it's now time to review our customer care strategy!"

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

It's great for pulling the birds!

'It's too cheap, can I haggle you up?'

"Great idea of yours to offer their money back if not satisfied."

"I've spent all night diluting our negative reviews on Yelp." "Really?" "Yeah. You know how you can usually tell when a business owner does that?" "They post 'reviews' that don't have even a hint of negativity." "Amateurs. Check out the negatives I include: 'House of Java Cafe. I hate it because it's so perfect, it makes the rest of my day feel inadequate.'"

'Those are all highway miles. The previous owner was a pharmaceutical sales rep.'

General Motors.

"Why have you doubled the price of oatmeal?"

"I suppose that's what happens when 'putting customers first' comes second!"

'The customers' suggestions make a lot of sense. I say, let's hire the customers and fire the staff!'

"We can now shop for, purchase and crash our new car online."

"You can't say that to a customer!"

Auto Mechanic Birthdays

Parts of an automobile

'Don't call us, we'll call you, inc,'

"Could you spare a few minutes to give some feedback on your death experience?"

"Now if it's a people-mover you're after..."

"It's got an incredible range for an E.V."

'I sense you're in the market for a Hybrid.'

"You can tell it's a classy restaurant - they're ignoring us with panache."

"That's the Ommbudsman."

'It was owned by a little old lady. Legally, that's all I can say. She still owns the intellectual property rights to her story.'

'I'd love to put you behind the wheel of this car. However, I doubt the bank will allow you to finance it for 30,000 months.'

'I'm keen on precise statistics as the next person...'

"This new car is so smart, it wrote its own AUTObiography."

'It's for her - Do you have one with a bumper all the way around?'

'This is the most fool-efficient model to date. It gets 100 smiles per gallon.'

"The forty thousand dollars includes a rear view mirror!"

"I wish I could give you more on the trade-in, but all that guano really did a number on the paint."