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"Of course that's only an estimate. The actual cost ill be somewhat more."

In the Guru District

"Take me to your mechanic."

'So, a bailout is like a Ponzi scheme for automakers?'

"It goes from the factory to us in $29,500."

'I'm OK, but the car is in 'intensive care'!'

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

Natural gas

"The problem is there's no engine. Just a mysterious plot device."

A world choked with people mindlessly on the move

"It's worse than I thought."

"Tesla's founder Elon Musk launched his spacex rocket today with a successful pinpoint return to earth. . . General motors said it would rebuild its plant and start again from scratch."

'There goes the squeak in your brakes, Mrs. Ferguson.'

"Often, it's sullen and withdrawn, and then, suddenly, it becomes hostile and vengeful."

'Things are going from bad to worse in the auto industry.'

'I'm after a longer dipstick. This one doesn't reach the oil anymore.'

'Don't tell me to watch my language! You give me this sort of quote, I'll give you this sort of quote!'

"Your new car won't start? Oh, well, umm…that's just the car's Collision Avoidance System kicking in. It doesn't want you to hit anything today."

'Well,here's the answer to why your car has been running so rough in the mornings Mr.Tait...It's pregnant!'

Your big end has gone

Peak oil and the limited future of petrol cars.

Motor Co - It's from Head Office, we've all got to be Crypton tuned.

"When you're done here can you look at my laptop?"

'D.N.A. tests show that the fuel pump doesn't belong to this car.'

Mechanic: 'A grinding sound, eh? Maybe she needs a new paint job.'

Mufflers.

Road kill - Foreign competition beating US auto domination.

'Those Japanese have gone too far this time!'

'It was nothing serious, just bugs in your radiator grill.'

'Every time one door closes, another one opens. Can you fix it?'