Car Repair Adventure Gifts

Service and Repairs.

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

CLEAR!

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

"I've narrowed the problem down to somewhere under this big flap I discovered."

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

When Tia Carmen says... "A smooth sea never made a skilled mariner" it means "I can fix it with a hammer."

"Good news...turns out it was just your battery!"

Rust test in progress.

Car Dentistry.

'My husband thought he could save money by repairing it himself.'

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

'Your car's ready, but drive carefully for awhile. I had to give the student an 'F' for the work he did on it.'

Cowboy at mechanic with horse hoisted

You were fixing cars in your sleep again.

'...Plus $847.93 for replacing our front door....'

'The only way to survive these days is to diversify.'

Support groups for car repairs.

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

Psychic Car Mechanics.

"Nap time."

"It's your oil.....it needs a new car!"

'We auto mechanics get no respect!'

Psychic car mechanics.

Remote control car breakdown.