Car Repair Experience Gifts

'Is this for wiping greasy hands? No, it's your itemized bill.'

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

"Take me to your mechanic."

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

CLEAR!

Organic Soldering.

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

When Tia Carmen says... "A smooth sea never made a skilled mariner" it means "I can fix it with a hammer."

"Good news...turns out it was just your battery!"

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

Rust test in progress.

Car Dentistry.

Demonic Repossession.

'In her day, she did all the work for me, now I'm doing all the work for her.'

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

Cowboy at mechanic with horse hoisted

'...Plus $847.93 for replacing our front door....'

'Your car's ready, but drive carefully for awhile. I had to give the student an 'F' for the work he did on it.'

'The only way to survive these days is to diversify.'

Psychic Car Mechanics.

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

Support groups for car repairs.

'We auto mechanics get no respect!'