Car Lot Local Gifts

'Nice suit, Doug!'

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

Jurassic Parking Lot

"Honestly, John, I'm not angry! I was going to suggest you give up driving even before you hit my car in the parking lot!"

It's great for pulling the birds!

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

A car's soul escapes as it expires at the meter.

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

"She may be awhile. Her mother's helping her park."

'Sorry, pastor, your soul's grace period is eternity, your car's is six minutes.'

What brings you to therapy, Mr. Jiddury? Social anxiety. That's what Google says it is, anyway. But Google's no doctor. I thought it'd be better to get the opinion of a professional. I see, well, why don't we start the diagnosis by having you hang up your phone, get out of your car and come inside? No, that's ok. I'm good here. You have a lovely parking lot. I've got donuts in here. No, that's ok, I'm good. I've got cracker crumbs on the floor.

A Not So Grand Slam.

'If it starts, notice the roar of power.'

"Harry, you're wrong on every level."

"This one's perfect if you're going green, but still don't know how turn signals work."

'You're a fiend, you are, Hardcastle.'

'I was looking for something more passive-aggressive.'

Adjunct educator substitute teacher.

"Since it cost as much as our house, can we take out a mortgage instead of a loan?"

'I should've known better thank to park my car anywhere near where you dock your boat.'

Don't even dream of parking here.

Car dealer's sign: If you kick the tires, you've bought it!

Cross Platform.

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

Wentworth patiently waits for his receipt.

Handicap Parking Only - Ticket Odds 4 to 1.

"I'm afraid the news isn't good - your parking ticket expired a week ago!"

"As an attorney half my time is spent in court. The rest is evenly split between sitting at my computer and looking for parking."

Parking validation

'That tut, tut sound when you park..? It's your husband.'

"We breed them for aggressiveness."

Thank you, Thank you... One quick announcement - The owner of a large orange gourd - Please move your vehicle - You're parked on a loading zone.

St. Lukes Church: Pray and Display

Parking

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!