Car Lot Local Gifts

'Nice suit, Doug!'

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

"Honestly, John, I'm not angry! I was going to suggest you give up driving even before you hit my car in the parking lot!"

It's great for pulling the birds!

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

A car's soul escapes as it expires at the meter.

"She may be awhile. Her mother's helping her park."

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

'Sorry, pastor, your soul's grace period is eternity, your car's is six minutes.'

'If it starts, notice the roar of power.'

A Not So Grand Slam.

'I was looking for something more passive-aggressive.'

"This one's perfect if you're going green, but still don't know how turn signals work."

Adjunct educator substitute teacher.

"Since it cost as much as our house, can we take out a mortgage instead of a loan?"

'You're a fiend, you are, Hardcastle.'

'I should've known better thank to park my car anywhere near where you dock your boat.'

Car dealer's sign: If you kick the tires, you've bought it!

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

"I'm afraid the news isn't good - your parking ticket expired a week ago!"

Cross Platform.

'That tut, tut sound when you park..? It's your husband.'

Handicap Parking Only - Ticket Odds 4 to 1.

"As an attorney half my time is spent in court. The rest is evenly split between sitting at my computer and looking for parking."

Parking validation

Wentworth patiently waits for his receipt.

"We breed them for aggressiveness."

Thank you, Thank you... One quick announcement - The owner of a large orange gourd - Please move your vehicle - You're parked on a loading zone.

St. Lukes Church: Pray and Display

Parking

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

'And this one has a digital readout to tell you 'how-much' the car is depreciating!'