Car Lot Hanger Gifts

It's great for pulling the birds!

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

"Honestly, John, I'm not angry! I was going to suggest you give up driving even before you hit my car in the parking lot!"

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

What brings you to therapy, Mr. Jiddury? Social anxiety. That's what Google says it is, anyway. But Google's no doctor. I thought it'd be better to get the opinion of a professional. I see, well, why don't we start the diagnosis by having you hang up your phone, get out of your car and come inside? No, that's ok. I'm good here. You have a lovely parking lot. I've got donuts in here. No, that's ok, I'm good. I've got cracker crumbs on the floor.

A Not So Grand Slam.

'We've been tailgating so long, I think we might be homeless.'

"He might be moody, but he's the best in the city...and worth every penny!"

Don't even dream of parking here.

"You've got to lose some weight!"

'Nice suit, Doug!'

'I thought putting it up there would deter ordinary folk from using it.' (Disabled Parking Space).

'Sorry I'm late. Couldn't find a parking space so I crashed into the building.'

'I think I need glasses, I've just given my own car a ticket.'

'Deposit $1.00 - This is your final notice before we send it to a collection agency.'

'A £500 fine just for double parking?' - 'Yes, mine was the one on top.'

'Not only does this car park itself, but if it dents the car behind it, it leaves a note with the wrong phone number. Just like I do!'

A Loyal Dog's Escape From The Parking Meter.

'Who should I call first? 911 or the parking lot manager?'

Potholes.

"Brother Desmond, a word if I may."

'Brilliant idea of yours Perkins to ensure that staff arrive on time - for thirty employees, only 20 parking spaces!'

'...I just take the Hide-a-Meter bush, toss it over the meter, and voila! Free unlimited parking!'

"I'm going back to shopping at the mall. Trying to find the car in the parking lot was the only exercise I got."

Gym. Looks like you had a great workout! I just walked in from the parking lot!

"I don't prey on the old, sick, or lame, I prey on the healthy who park in the handicapped spots."

"For your convenience, there's a parking garage just next door."

Traffic warden tied to a lamp post with double yellow lines.

'It doesn't specify whether the driver or the car is disabled.'

'Heh heh, the perfect crime!'

"It's the cheapest multi-story carpark in town."

"...can't find a spot outside, can I park here?"

Golf club with handicap parking.

Earl takes his job as the church parking attendant very serious.

"Who needs to go off-roading?"