Wire Hanger Gifts

"You've got to lose some weight!"

Rock Climber

A trevor of trainspotters

It's great for pulling the birds!

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

Bad times to sneeze

"Why are they being so mean to us?"

"What … have … you … done?"

"He might be moody, but he's the best in the city...and worth every penny!"

'But Mum, I've got to practise if I want to join a circus when I grow up!'

'It's for you.'

The stilt walkers union on strike

Tightrope Walker

'I'm afraid you're not working out.'

Fun and games with wires.

"I never realized how many wires and cords we used. And that's just from my office."

'Get down off there, you silly little boy.'

'You fellows coming to lunch?'

"Careful lad, these cliffs can be treacherous following the picnic season."

Tarzan fights mouse.

"Brother Desmond, a word if I may."

Men playing a version of hide and seek

Walking a fine line of debt.

Cliff hopscotch

Man about jogger on high wire: 'It must be that 'runner's high' that I've heard about.'

"...If you're still having difficulty with your connection...say 'yes'..."

'Sorry, I've just pressed the wrong button.'

"I've hidden all the pieces of string - it's time our relationship moved on."

"Don't you love it when you land on one and get that warm, tingly feeling in your toes?"

'DROP THE ROCK!'

'Studies show people are more likely to disagree with something than agree with it.'( 'That's not true.')

'How come you sell hangers for a living, daddy?'