Wire Hanger Gifts

"You've got to lose some weight!"

Rock Climber

A trevor of trainspotters

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

It's great for pulling the birds!

Bad times to sneeze

"Why are they being so mean to us?"

Hang on, I need to find an outlet for my phone, computer and coffee maker. Caf

You want tech support. This is mockery and belittlement.

"What … have … you … done?"

'I'm afraid you're not working out.'

Tightrope Walker

The stilt walkers union on strike

"He might be moody, but he's the best in the city...and worth every penny!"

'But Mum, I've got to practise if I want to join a circus when I grow up!'

No, Carl, I don't know of a cure for the hiccups.

'It's for you.'

"I never realized how many wires and cords we used. And that's just from my office."

Fun and games with wires.

Ok, go back through and twist behind me. Then I think we're done. Your Earbuds While You Sleep.

'You fellows coming to lunch?'

'Get down off there, you silly little boy.'

"Careful lad, these cliffs can be treacherous following the picnic season."

Tarzan fights mouse.

Men playing a version of hide and seek

"Brother Desmond, a word if I may."

Walking a fine line of debt.

Cliff hopscotch

Man about jogger on high wire: 'It must be that 'runner's high' that I've heard about.'

'Sorry, I've just pressed the wrong button.'

"...If you're still having difficulty with your connection...say 'yes'..."

"I've hidden all the pieces of string - it's time our relationship moved on."

"Don't you love it when you land on one and get that warm, tingly feeling in your toes?"

'DROP THE ROCK!'

'Studies show people are more likely to disagree with something than agree with it.'( 'That's not true.')