Car Accident Revelation Gifts

"Will you still keep an open mind when I tell you she scratched your car while parking?"

"It's a narrative I didn't intend."

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

"At first I thought it was just coincidence, then I noticed it corresponded perfectly to your shift."

"I woke up early, took a shower, got dressed for work then remembered I don't work today."

"I'm a TV producer. I can get you on one of those fake judge programs, and you'll both become famous."

"I got knocked down while jogging in heavy traffic."

'The car has power steering... but the driver doesn't!'

"I can help you - I'm a para-legal."

"You will be pleased to know that the children said sorry!"

Sling

Cluster Catastrophe

Suddenly, out of nowhere, a rhino appeared and charged our vehicle...

'She think we're waiting out here in this sun? Hot-wire this sucker!'

'We just need to increase our collision policy enough to cover the amount of damage to our car from Joy backing into our neighbor's car, rick.'

'Every time one door closes, another one opens. Can you fix it?'

I think I may have scratched your car Capt. McRae...

'I did it at the skill centre'

"We can't go on meeting like this. It's costing you a fortune in repairs."

"And my client wants to know just what you intend to do about his dented fender!"

On this Day in 1959 Life suddenly gave lemons to Bob Muscovitch, a Detroit engineer. Sadly, Bob did not have a chance to make lemonade.

"On the plus side, you've cured my back pain."

'Maybe his name is Sue?'

"And just like that, Facebook is giving us ads for used cars, optometrists and couples counselling."

"When are visiting hours?"

'Your call is important to us - please hold while we connect you to an advisor.'

"The best thing we've ever done is to buy advertising on vehicle air bags."

"I think we should send his cell phone to whomever he was texting when he crashed."

'Oh well, I had to take it in to get the oil changed anyway.'

"Reckless driving..."

Lawyer to client about crash test dummy: 'We did a driving record search, and needless to say, we struck gold.'

'It appears he caught his tie. Let's mark this one down as a victim of fashion.'

'Can you hang on for half an hour? We're still waiting for the reality TV crew to turn up'

Blowing your nose musically.

'The good news is, when the dredger brought up the car it was full of fish.'