Capricorn Fans Gifts

Capricorn/goat

Toadstools

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

Young Picasso at the Beach

Bryan Ferry

Jackson Pollock: abstract; Picasso: cubism; Bobby: eight year old

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."

Bingo! Credit card number!! The real reason raccoons like garbage.

Music Hall Dancers

"Perhaps there is such a thing as being too well-informed."

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

Telekinetics on strike...

"I find it disturbing when you breathe through your nose."

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

Breakfast surreal.

Happy birthday Darling!

Bluewater security man stopping baby with hood.

'Abstract art is supposed to look that way.' (A rather smarthy attitude in an art gallery)

Hello City Pound? Please take my dog away.

Ghosts from around the world

"They say this will keep us up all night like that's a bad thing."

'I could have had a V-8!'

A Crab Tubing in a Tidepool

"Is it too much to ask for you to just act paranormal for once?"

The Polygon family at home

"Did you order takeout?"

"Of course there is still a lot of stigma attached to being undead, I hardly ever get past the interview stage."

"That's what we look like naked??"

"Looks like Mom is practicing getting her mask ready for Halloween tomorrow."

The Worst Date Ever

'While we're at it - let's cruise the Bahamas!'

"...and finally..."

"He can speak alright, but what he says will probably leave you speechless!"