Cubism Fan Gifts

'Abstract art is supposed to look that way.' (A rather smarthy attitude in an art gallery)

"Those visits to the Tate will be the death of Roger."

The making of "Nude Descending a Staircase"

"M. Duchamp, 1912"

"I don't know a damn thing about art, but my back hasn't felt this good in years."

Two Picassos with Feet of Klee

"Perhaps there is such a thing as being too well-informed."

Jackson Pollock: abstract; Picasso: cubism; Bobby: eight year old

Picasso's Blue Period

Picasso style art gallery curator.

Mondrian's Cow

The Worst Date Ever

The Picasso phone, the Pollock phone and the Dali phone.

Picasso paints AND eats like a child!

Young Picasso at the Beach

Paul Klee

Omara Portuondo

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

Picasso: The Early Years

Pouring all emotion into his art, Pablo had none left for his face.

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

'How can they call it modern art when it's 100 year's old?'

"Wentworth, could I take another look at that reorganization plan?"

"You'll be part of a very large company. A small part of a very large company."

Picasso

Painting of Picasso's investment portfolio

'Picasso'

Breakfast surreal.

Man admires his Cubist Painting.

'A bad Picasso is still better than a good wall!'

Cubism Model

Cover story: Picasso

Georges Braque.

'We harbour few illusions here at Megatron Inc.'