Cubism Fan Gifts

'Abstract art is supposed to look that way.' (A rather smarthy attitude in an art gallery)

"Those visits to the Tate will be the death of Roger."

"M. Duchamp, 1912"

"I don't know a damn thing about art, but my back hasn't felt this good in years."

Two Picassos with Feet of Klee

"Perhaps there is such a thing as being too well-informed."

Jackson Pollock: abstract; Picasso: cubism; Bobby: eight year old

Picasso's Blue Period

Picasso style art gallery curator.

Mondrian's Cow

The Picasso phone, the Pollock phone and the Dali phone.

Picasso paints AND eats like a child!

Paul Klee

Omara Portuondo

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

Picasso: The Early Years

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

'How can they call it modern art when it's 100 year's old?'

"Wentworth, could I take another look at that reorganization plan?"

"You'll be part of a very large company. A small part of a very large company."

Painting of Picasso's investment portfolio

Breakfast surreal.

Man admires his Cubist Painting.

Picasso

'Picasso'

'A bad Picasso is still better than a good wall!'

Cubism Model

"It's not my fault - how was I to know you'd look scary with your clothes off?"

'I've spent a fortune wining and dining you today Julie and now you tell me you love Picasso!'

'We harbour few illusions here at Megatron Inc.'

Bobby eight year old

'I call it cubicilism'

Georges Braque.

'This is Citroen Picasso's cubist period.'