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Toadstools

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

Jackson Pollock: abstract; Picasso: cubism; Bobby: eight year old

Bryan Ferry

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."

Music Hall Dancers

"Perhaps there is such a thing as being too well-informed."

Telekinetics on strike...

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

Breakfast surreal.

"I find it disturbing when you breathe through your nose."

Happy birthday Darling!

Bluewater security man stopping baby with hood.

'Abstract art is supposed to look that way.' (A rather smarthy attitude in an art gallery)

'I could have had a V-8!'

Hello City Pound? Please take my dog away.

"They say this will keep us up all night like that's a bad thing."

A Crab Tubing in a Tidepool

The Polygon family at home

"Of course there is still a lot of stigma attached to being undead, I hardly ever get past the interview stage."

"Looks like Mom is practicing getting her mask ready for Halloween tomorrow."

"Did you order takeout?"

"Is it too much to ask for you to just act paranormal for once?"

'While we're at it - let's cruise the Bahamas!'

"...and finally..."

"He can speak alright, but what he says will probably leave you speechless!"

'It's my feature wall.'