Capitol Critiquer Pillows

Distress signal.

'I just had the greatest idea! -- Let's deregulate ourselves!'

Congressional Cafeteria, Today's Special: Boiled Frogs.

Man with dollar sign on his t-shirt.

"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."

"Yes, you do get your bonus today. My assistant is empty the change out of the vending machine as we speak."

Freedom of Speech

'If at first you don't succeed, appoint a committee and let them worry about it.'

Donald Trump and US Democracy

Social Welfare next!

'I know the Oval Office is in the West Wing. I wonder what mischief goes on in the East Wing?'

'That damn racial scandal.'

"But is it art?"

'There's a strong minimalist influence in this artist's work.' 'Good! The less there is of it, the better.'

J. Woogle - 20 years in congress, saying 'no' to everything.

Exec Has His Whole Life At His Desk

'GESUNDHEIT, EVERYBODY!', 'That's his idea of universal health care.'

"You want to know what kind of criticism of Israeli politics I consider anti-semitic?"

Partisan Politics

Biden immigration laws.

Urban Development - Cutting down trees and naming streets after them.

The 111th Congress Adjourns.

"It's Congress! They're having a viral infestation of dung beetles!"

Suicide Is a Rude Way to Interfere With Society Murdering You

State of the Union...

'I could personally hand you this report, but instead I'll fax you a blurry copy so you'll have to call me back for my interpretation.'

'From now on. We're going to punt it.

'I warned them! I told them the sky is falling! The sky is falling! But, this time nobody listened.'

How long have you had these delusions about being important to a call centre?

"There goes Congressman Nunes again."

Grade 'A' Grass.

"I think 'hot desking' works better with more than one desk."

"We briefly thought we balanced the budget, but it was 'fake math'."

"The Speaker of the House is such a gossip!"

'Okay, we'll release one hostage, for six weeks!!'