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Distress signal.

'I just had the greatest idea! -- Let's deregulate ourselves!'

Congressional Cafeteria, Today's Special: Boiled Frogs.

Man with dollar sign on his t-shirt.

"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."

Freedom of Speech

"Yes, you do get your bonus today. My assistant is empty the change out of the vending machine as we speak."

'If at first you don't succeed, appoint a committee and let them worry about it.'

Donald Trump and US Democracy

Social Welfare next!

'That damn racial scandal.'

'I know the Oval Office is in the West Wing. I wonder what mischief goes on in the East Wing?'

J. Woogle - 20 years in congress, saying 'no' to everything.

'There's a strong minimalist influence in this artist's work.' 'Good! The less there is of it, the better.'

"But is it art?"

Exec Has His Whole Life At His Desk

"You want to know what kind of criticism of Israeli politics I consider anti-semitic?"

Partisan Politics

The 111th Congress Adjourns.

'GESUNDHEIT, EVERYBODY!', 'That's his idea of universal health care.'

"It's Congress! They're having a viral infestation of dung beetles!"

Urban Development - Cutting down trees and naming streets after them.

Biden immigration laws.

State of the Union...

'I could personally hand you this report, but instead I'll fax you a blurry copy so you'll have to call me back for my interpretation.'

'From now on. We're going to punt it.

'I warned them! I told them the sky is falling! The sky is falling! But, this time nobody listened.'

Federal Department of Disproportionate Force.

How long have you had these delusions about being important to a call centre?

"There goes Congressman Nunes again."

'Okay, we'll release one hostage, for six weeks!!'

"We briefly thought we balanced the budget, but it was 'fake math'."

"I think 'hot desking' works better with more than one desk."

"The Speaker of the House is such a gossip!"

Grade 'A' Grass.