Committee Critiquer Pillows

'If at first you don't succeed, appoint a committee and let them worry about it.'

'Instead of trying to fix the problem, sometimes it's best just to step back and blame the system.'

Lesser known greek gods,

"You know, there are other emojis."

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

The writers group met every Tuesday for support and fellowship.

"Regarding the plot of your novel ... what on earth were you thinking?"

"Get off the stage and get a copy of 'Studies of Laughter in Interaction'—I think you'll enjoy it."

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Whistler's father.

'Mummy, the review of this book was more interesting.'

'You are doing it wrong.'

"Caption: we work in an office; however, we have dressed for the circus. What a humorous mixup."

'Nice show but you could use some cartoons.'

"Now on view: Old paintings by dead white men through whenever…"

"To me..It says Art Council crap regional funding"

'I know the Oval Office is in the West Wing. I wonder what mischief goes on in the East Wing?'

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

"The first goal of our ad hoc committee should be to learn Latin."

"Right here is where you lost the narrative flow."

Art Gallery.

'I just had the greatest idea! -- Let's deregulate ourselves!'

Exec Has His Whole Life At His Desk

"Now you can send it."

'I think we should form a committee to look into this 'individual initiative' thing.'

'It's a deal -- I'll introduce a bill to bail out your country club, and you'll introduce a bill to bail out my country club!'

Pearls Before Swine is not a terribly savvy name

Suicide Is a Rude Way to Interfere With Society Murdering You

"In my spare time, I write reviews on Goodreads."

The 111th Congress Adjourns.

"I can see it going even a little more feline."

'We deliver all the justice you can afford.'

Urban Development - Cutting down trees and naming streets after them.

'My client's defense is that the bank was an attractive nuisance.'

"I can't decide if that was bad in a good way, good in a good way, good in a bad way, or bad in a bad way."