Committee Critiquer Gifts

'If at first you don't succeed, appoint a committee and let them worry about it.'

'Instead of trying to fix the problem, sometimes it's best just to step back and blame the system.'

"You know, there are other emojis."

Lesser known greek gods,

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

The writers group met every Tuesday for support and fellowship.

"Regarding the plot of your novel ... what on earth were you thinking?"

"Get off the stage and get a copy of 'Studies of Laughter in Interaction'—I think you'll enjoy it."

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'Mummy, the review of this book was more interesting.'

'You are doing it wrong.'

"Caption: we work in an office; however, we have dressed for the circus. What a humorous mixup."

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

'I know the Oval Office is in the West Wing. I wonder what mischief goes on in the East Wing?'

"Now on view: Old paintings by dead white men through whenever…"

'Nice show but you could use some cartoons.'

"To me..It says Art Council crap regional funding"

"The first goal of our ad hoc committee should be to learn Latin."

"Right here is where you lost the narrative flow."

'I just had the greatest idea! -- Let's deregulate ourselves!'

Art Gallery.

Exec Has His Whole Life At His Desk

"Now you can send it."

'I think we should form a committee to look into this 'individual initiative' thing.'

'It's a deal -- I'll introduce a bill to bail out your country club, and you'll introduce a bill to bail out my country club!'

Pearls Before Swine is not a terribly savvy name

'My client's defense is that the bank was an attractive nuisance.'

'We deliver all the justice you can afford.'

"I can see it going even a little more feline."

"In my spare time, I write reviews on Goodreads."

The 111th Congress Adjourns.

"I can't decide if that was bad in a good way, good in a good way, good in a bad way, or bad in a bad way."

Urban Development - Cutting down trees and naming streets after them.

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