Canoe Champion Gifts

"The idea of swamping the canoe is to practice un-swamping it."

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

Happy Turkey Day!

A Different Way To Portage A Canoe.

"Yo, Ned Beatty, paddle harder if you ever want to kiss me again."

"Wow-free sky hoagies!"

"Getting the hang of it?"

The Perfect Cannonball

'You're not really that much help, Ben.'

"And up ahead is a place called, 'portage'."

Canadian Canoe.

"Billy is turning out to be quite the little artist."

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."

"Maybe we should consider changing the name."

Remember when?... When was that?

'How come every time we go canoeing, you lose your paddle?'

It's so quiet. Listen to the sounds of nature! Pound pound thump. Pound thunk. Human nature.

'Bob, you're spending too much time deer hunting. It's starting to show on you.'

'I told you to keep the rice in a plastic bag.'

'Howie, I know we're still on break, but I don't think we wanna miss this one.'

Woman colouring man's clothes with crayon.

'It's good to get away from business, where you worry about the bottom line all day!'

'Yes, I do own a dog...why do you ask?'

'I got this one from my son who made it at camp.'

How about a hike or a swim? No thanks. Twig's a slug. She's certainly uninspired. Wait! Let's go canoeing! You never know when inspiration will strike!

Indian hollowing out log for a canoe sees woodpecker pecking his log

Canoe Carriers

I'll paddle. You read the safety guide. "Watch for low-hanging branches, submerged rocks, hidden rapids and paddling too close to other canoers."

"That's what I love about Ben—he's all Adirondack."

'Wait until we reach the shore. You're portaging too soon.'

'1875 - Captain Matthew Webb becomes the first man to swim the English Channel.'

Sounds of Commodities trading pit available for campers.

'Personally, I don't see what's so romantic about canoeing.'

OPENING NIGHT OF HARVEY'S CANOE RESTAURANT WAS A HUGE SUCCESS...DESPITE THE CAPSIZE INCIDENT