Canoe Competitors Gifts

Six identical fishermen in boats on a river.

Bitchbark Canoe

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

"Yo, Ned Beatty, paddle harder if you ever want to kiss me again."

A Different Way To Portage A Canoe.

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

"Wow-free sky hoagies!"

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

"Getting the hang of it?"

'I think it's time we came to grips with our addiction to buying kayaks.'

'FASTER! PADDLE FASTER!'

'You're not really that much help, Ben.'

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

Paddling upstream to save a $1.79 lure snagged on a log.

Husband takes photos while wife tries to keep canoe from going over falls.

2 cows in a boat, about to go over a waterfall: Hang on a minute...or was it cats that had the 9 lives?

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."

Canadian Canoe.

"And up ahead is a place called, 'portage'."

'What were you sent up for?'

'...and cut the croc stories, I know you're just trying to make this dull trip exciting.'

Enjoying the fishing? Waiting for a bite. Ha! All you want is to spot the cute guy. For your information, I'm looking for fish! Really? My hook is baited I'm trolling. Hope you catch something! Me, too!

"Maybe we should consider changing the name."

"The lunch, grab the lunch!"

Painter's Duel.

Remember when?... When was that?

'How come every time we go canoeing, you lose your paddle?'

'You kids make sure you wait an hour after eating before you go swimming.'

It's so quiet. Listen to the sounds of nature! Pound pound thump. Pound thunk. Human nature.

'I told you to keep the rice in a plastic bag.'

Canoeing Incorrectly

'Howie, I know we're still on break, but I don't think we wanna miss this one.'

'I hope he sings better than he paddles.'