Canned Artichoke Enthusiast Gifts

"Do I know where the canned artichokes are? Most likely on some stalled container ship a thousand miles away."

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

'You know, after a long hard winter, I just HATE eating out of cans.'

'Can we get the corn that's already been chewed?!'

"If I had a restaurant, it would be called the Can and Microwave"

"Now that's art!"

"When dad cooks dinner, it's hard to tell if he's opening cans for us or the cat."

'The food's not too bad here. It tastes just like yours and just like yours, it also comes out of a can.'

Cheesemaker

"And then in Italy Paola's collection of canned tomatoes is unrivaled"

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'What do you mean you're not hungry?'

We still prepare our food the old fashioned way...from a can!

"Daddy tries to cook, but all his meals begin in a can and end up in one."

TACO

Squirrel Tinned Foods.

Chicken soup for the stomach.

You're bored. Not true. It's understandable, you're a teacher on summer vacation. I'm not bored. I'm just kicking it. You've been staring at me for four hours. It's interesting what you're doing. Stocking canned goods. Fascinating.

'Nothing but veggies...we gotta learn to read.'

'I think we're telling them more than we have to.'

It's Tinned !

Like mum used to make.

Used to work for Chef Boyardee but I got canned.

"Well, that's the last of it, which means we just ate thirty years' worth of food in two weeks."

'With artichokes you end up with more than you started.'

'Artichokes are the only things where you end up with more than when you started.'

'Tastes just like the cans of soup my Mom used to open and heat.'

'Lovely soup. Just like my mother used to open.'

Survivalist, Best Before end of the world

Soldier dragging tins around

"Canned food, canned music, canned laughs. Yes we can."

"Welcome,everyone. It's lovely to see so many faces here this morning."

Man: 'What the...?!' (Internet Spam comes out of a can of spam to the horror of the purchaser.)