Artichoke Aficionado Gifts

'With artichokes you end up with more than you started.'

'Artichokes are the only things where you end up with more than when you started.'

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

'Life is great' down on the farm.

"That's it. We’re toast."

Country Bumpkin.

'Trickle or Spray!?'

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

"They’re real."

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

"Can I call you back? I've got a situation here."

Okay, dig that one up!

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

'Can he come out and play?'

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

'Shuck me.'

"Geoffrey's seasonal. I'm regional."

"I had a Caesar salad for lunch, but that was two days ago."

"If anything else, it beats bending over!"

'How would you like your toast?'

"And to my son Frank, I leave my greenhouse in the country."

"Yes, he is a celebrity chef, but he doesn't have any opinions on Iraq."

Police Cow!

Cow and Milk

The worm that churned!

"Can you keep a secret?"

Avocado Timeline

I've located your problem, luv!

"It's a scientific breakthrough! This seed will produce less corn...thus driving up the price!"

Runner Bean...