Artichoke Aficionado Prints

'With artichokes you end up with more than you started.'

'Artichokes are the only things where you end up with more than when you started.'

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

"That's it. We’re toast."

'Life is great' down on the farm.

Country Bumpkin.

'Trickle or Spray!?'

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

"They’re real."

Slices of bread rescuing burnt toast.

Okay, dig that one up!

"Can I call you back? I've got a situation here."

I don't know what happened to the poor guy, but he's visibly shaken.

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

'Can he come out and play?'

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

Sorry, I only eat organic, fair-trade, shade-grown, biodynamic, raw dirt.

"Geoffrey's seasonal. I'm regional."

"I had a Caesar salad for lunch, but that was two days ago."

Police Cow!

"Yes, he is a celebrity chef, but he doesn't have any opinions on Iraq."

"And to my son Frank, I leave my greenhouse in the country."

'How would you like your toast?'

Cow and Milk

'Shuck me.'

The worm that churned!

"If anything else, it beats bending over!"

"Can you keep a secret?"

Avocado Timeline

"It's a scientific breakthrough! This seed will produce less corn...thus driving up the price!"