Agricultural Aficionado Prints

Rattlecornsnake

'Farmer Jones, dont you ever read the labels on those hormones?'

'It's the latest . . . 'farm to trough'.'

"Amazing Graze..."

Apples this year...last year...next year.

'The more successful I become, the less money I make.'

It MUST be Valentines Day!

"Is it just me, or do our names have a certain ring of prophecy?"

Cyrus Hall McCormick

"Do you recognize the one who stole your tractor?"

"I'm a baahnana!"

"Daisy, Daisy, I've seen the farmer filling in the forms: We're going to the Agricultural Show!"

"All conditions are great, Betsy. Now let's sow baby!"

'It's only four acres but we're glad we bought it - he's always wanted to be an expert in his own field.'

Badonkeydonk.

Scotsman Playing Cow Bagpipes.

"The management asks that you not throw genetically engineered tomatoes. Use the ordinary ones if you must."

Grassy breath?

Hop, skip and dump.

Vowels: E-I-E-I-O. And sometimes 'Y'.

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

Erm...what the hell is cud, anyway?

'Fat Cattle' - Duke of Bedford and The Triumphs of Selective Breeding

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

'Cow in love'

'Life is great' down on the farm.

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

Country Bumpkin.

Sheep dog late for work

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'